Kim Kardashian-West popped into my newsfeed. Much as I try not to get sucked in to the Kardashians’ antics, you have to admit, the woman is eye-catchingly beautiful.
It was bothering me where I’d seen her before – locally. Then it came to me. The Co-Op! Every time I scan my baked beans, I am distracted by the improbably pneumatic figure of the simulated till girl.
I wonder if the software designer was a bloke, and what was on his mind while he was creating a tedious instruction video about how to use the scanner?
Cos there ain’t nobody who looks like that in the local Co-Op, that’s for damn sure!